Note: The following is not from the Libertarian, Green or Constitution Party Anarchist Wings:
“WASHINGTON — Calling the process essential to preventing overgrowth and promoting renewal, a study released Tuesday by researchers at American University found that regular, controlled Washington, D.C. wildfires are crucial to the restoration of a healthy political environment. “Periodic blazes that destroy sections of the Beltway region are a natural part of the political cycle.”
Gotta love THE ONION
Read the entire study HERE.