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Communist Party renovates headquarters

The Communist Party USA has recently completed an energy efficient renovation of their national headquarters in Chelsea, Manhattan. The Orlando Sentinel reports:

The Reds went “green” for their $1 million overhaul, including various environmentally conscious features in the design. Huge windows and transparent walls were installed to take advantage of the sunlight and create greater energy efficiency. They also installed occupancy sensors so artificial lighting would not be wasted, and nontoxic building materials were used to reduce health risks to staff.

The article continues that the party has recently been experiencing something of a resurgence:

“We have turned a corner recently,” [CPUSA spokesperson Sam Delgado] says. “We get two or three new members every week.”

And though not a recruitment rate that keeps George W. Bush up at night, it is an improvement for the party, whose current membership nationwide is roughly 3,000.

After the collapse of the Soviet Union, the ’90s were a troubled time for the party. But Delgado doesn’t look back and exudes optimism. “I believe now we can achieve communism in America within my lifetime, within the next 50 years.”

A video introduction to the new office space can be found on YouTube here.

8 Comments

  1. paulie cannoli October 20, 2008

    How did comments 6 and 7 get in *this* thread?

  2. MattSwartz October 20, 2008

    Who will the BTPFL’s presidential electors vote for now? If they keep this up, they might actually cost Charles Jay his shot at the presidency. I hope cooler heads prevail, though.

  3. MattSwartz October 20, 2008

    Who will the BTPFL’s presidential electors vote for now? If they keep this up, they might actually cost Charles Jay his shot at the presidency. I hope cooler heads prevail, though.

  4. MattSwartz May 22, 2008

    It probably just got a little stranger if they recently remodeled and crammed the place full of Crate & Barrel catalog stuff.

    Workers of teh world unite!

  5. Austin Cassidy May 22, 2008

    Snazzy. It must be really strange to get up, and go to work at the communist party headquarters every morning.

  6. Trent Hill May 22, 2008

    Whew. Good, I was gettin’ worried.

  7. Fred Church Ortiz Post author | May 22, 2008

    Trent: fortunately, they blew it on furniture that’ll be out of style in 10 years.

  8. Trent Hill May 22, 2008

    …the Communist Party has the capability to raise 1 million?

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