EXCLUSIVE: Ron Paul to run for President in 2012

Attention Readers: It is my delight to announce that Dr. Ron Paul, Congressman from Texas, will be running for President in 2012. As a former Libertarian, and longtime support of open ballot access and general third party improvements, this is good news for the readers here at Independent Political Report. I have confirmed this with Ron Paul’s national media coordinator April Dummkopf, who has graciously allowed us to break the news here at IPR. They fully expect to begin laying the groundwork for another run in the coming months, and will be setting up an exploratory committee in early 2010.

34 thoughts on “EXCLUSIVE: Ron Paul to run for President in 2012

  1. paulie

    Company announces genetically modified microbe that converts petroleum into pure THC
    by Steve Kubby

    For just a few pennies, a new company can turn a 55 gallon drum of crude oil directly into medical grade THC, the active ingredient in marijuana. The key is a new, genetically modified microbe that produces an enzyme called, “THC acid synthase” that converts the petroleum into tetrahydrocannabinol carboxylic acid (THC-COOH).

    The enzymatic condensation from the petroleum, when mixed with olivetolic acid, produces cannabigerolic acid, which is cyclized by the enzyme THC acid synthase to give THC-COOH. Heating decarboxylates the acid to into pure, medical grade THC.

    The new microbes also work on oil spills, as well on animals affected by spills. In one test conducted by the company, a flock of terns, covered with oil, were treated with the new bug. Scientific analysis conducted 24 hours later confirmed that all birds were healthy and not one tern was left unstoned.

  2. Kimberly Wilder

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

    Guess you got me…

    Badly…

    Sorry.

    Did I tell you I am very gullible?

  3. Trent Hill Post author

    After about 4pm, i’ll be clearly labelling them as April Fool’s Day jokes. Still, this has been REALLY good for traffic,hahaha.

  4. Michael Seebeck

    Funny joke, and I don’t mean Milnes; however, this one could come true, who knows?

  5. Ron Moss

    In 2010 Obama is set to move to Kenya, Ron Paul is to be drafted. And etc.etc. for the Magna Carta, and determination.

  6. Trent Hill Post author

    Michael,

    I wanted it to be believable, traffic-driving, but have some hints in it–April Dummkopf was the biggest hint.

  7. NJC

    This has to be an April Fool’s joke. It’s not nice to try and trick us Paulies!

  8. tom chastain

    its looks like ralph nader is going to make a run for the white house in 2012. he has 2 bestsellers coming out this month on seven seas press: direct democracy and only the rich can save us and a book tour we need a president who will spend less and not tax the people so much

  9. Richie

    Is there anything I can do to help…. I am a security guard would love to be a part of Ron Paul security detail! Ron Paul, Love ya man, thanks for fighting for us! I do my best to talk about it to everyone along with giving the gospel of salavation …. because, if we do not make a change Ron…. I am kind of scared of where this country is heading!

  10. john jakubowski

    ron paul is the man with the understanding to dismantle big and corrupt government.I am behind him 110%

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