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Jo Jorgensen Bitten by Bat, Requires Rabies Shot

2020 Libertarian Party presidential nominee Jo Jorgensen was bitten by a bat and requires a rabies shot, according to her official Twitter account.

The news has received mainstream coverage in Politico, The Hill, TMZ, and Newsweek, among other publications.


  1. NewFederalist NewFederalist August 8, 2020

    Vampires for Jorgensen! A new advocacy group!

  2. Thane Eichenauer Thane Eichenauer August 9, 2020

    The real question is where was the Jorgensen private protection squad when this happened? Was there not a platoon of supporters equipped with at least a couple air rifles to take out vampiric vermin?

    Jorgensen should at least have one assault weapon on her person just in case of attack.

  3. John Myers John Myers August 9, 2020

    JoJo Batbit!

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