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Jo Jorgensen Bitten by Bat, Requires Rabies Shot

2020 Libertarian Party presidential nominee Jo Jorgensen was bitten by a bat and requires a rabies shot, according to her official Twitter account.

The news has received mainstream coverage in Politico, The Hill, TMZ, and Newsweek, among other publications.

3 Comments

  1. NewFederalist NewFederalist August 8, 2020

    Vampires for Jorgensen! A new advocacy group!

  2. Thane Eichenauer Thane Eichenauer August 9, 2020

    The real question is where was the Jorgensen private protection squad when this happened? Was there not a platoon of supporters equipped with at least a couple air rifles to take out vampiric vermin?

    Jorgensen should at least have one assault weapon on her person just in case of attack.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EesfhOGt9Kk

  3. John Myers John Myers August 9, 2020

    JoJo Batbit!

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