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IPR Post #10,000

This is IPR post #10,000.

Thanks to IPR writers for putting up an average of almost 200 posts per month in the 51 months (as of tomorrow) that IPR has been up, and to our readers for leaving over 171,000 comments on those posts.

18 Comments

  1. paulie August 21, 2012

    @12 and the parody/tribute…

  2. Mark Axinn August 21, 2012

    Congrats to the entire IPR crew.

    Great job!!!!

  3. Deran August 20, 2012

    Congratulations, and thanks for the good daily read!

  4. Jill Pyeatt August 20, 2012

    When we grew up and went to school
    There were certain teachers who would hurt the children any way they could

    A boring ready region upon anything we did exposing every weakness how the kid did bye the kid

    Out in the middle of nowhere
    they were at home at night
    their fat and psychopathic wives would beat them,
    to within inches of their lives

    We don’t need no education
    We don’t need no thought control
    No dark sarcasm in the class room
    Teachers leave those kids alone
    Hey, teachers! Leave those kids alone!

    All in all, it’s just a
    Nother brick in the wall

    All in all, you’re just a
    Nother brick in the wall

    We don’t need no education
    We don’t need no thought control
    No dark sarcasm in the class room
    Teachers leave those kids alone
    Hey, teachers! Leave those kids alone!

    All in all, it’s just a
    Nother brick in the wall
    All in all, you’re just a
    Nother brick in the wall

    If u dont eat ur meat u kant have ne pudding
    How kan u have any pudding if u dont eat ur meat

  5. paulie August 20, 2012

    But of course.

  6. JT August 20, 2012

    Paulie, I hope that you just copied & pasted that, not typed all of that out.

  7. paulie August 20, 2012

    White! Ooh-white! White! Ooh-white!
    White! Ooh-white! White! Ooh-white!
    (White Lines)
    Vision dreams of passion
    (Going through my mind)
    And all the while I think of you
    (Pipeline)
    A very strange reaction
    (Yours to unwind)
    The more I see, the more I do

    Something of a phenomenon,
    Telling your body to come along
    Cause White Lines blow away
    Blow! Rock! Blow!

    Ticket to ride a white-line highway
    tell all your friends they can go my way
    Pay your toll, sell your soul
    pound for pound it costs more than gold
    The longer you stay, the more you pay
    my white lines go a long way
    Either up your nose or through your vein
    with nothing to gain except killing your brain

    Freeze! (say rock, come on y’all)
    Rock (say freeze, come on!)
    Freeze! (say rock, come on y’all)
    Rock (say freeze, come on!)
    Freeze! (say rock, come on y’all)
    Rock (say freeze, come on!)
    Freeze! (say rock, come on y’all)
    Rock (say freeze, come on!)
    Aaaaah…
    Higher baby, get higher baby, get higher baby
    and don’t ever come down… Free base!

    Pipeline (pure as the driven snow)
    connected to my mind
    (and now I’m having fun, baby!)
    Highrise (it’s getting kind of low)
    ’cause it makes you feel so nice
    (I need some one on one, baby!)

    Tell me it’ll blow your mind away (baby)
    going to your little hideaway
    ‘Cause white lines (what do white lines do?)
    blow away
    Blow! – Rock! – Blow!

    A million magic crystals painted pure and white
    A multi-million dollars almost overnight
    Twice as sweet as sugar, twice as bitter as salt
    And if you get hooked baby,
    it’s nobody else’s fault – so don’t do it!

    Freeze! (say rock, come on y’all)
    Rock (say freeze, come on!)
    Freeze! (say rock, come on y’all)
    Rock (say freeze, come on!)
    Freeze! (say rock, come on y’all)
    Rock (say freeze, come on!)
    Freeze! (say rock, come on y’all)
    Rock (say freeze, come on!)
    Aaaaah…
    Higher baby, get higher baby, get higher baby
    and don’t ever come down… Free base!

    (Don’t you get too high)
    Don’t you get too high, baby
    (It turns you on)
    You really turn me on and on
    (Can’t you ever come down)
    My temperature is rising
    (‘Til the thrill is gone)
    No, I don’t want you to go

    A street kid gets arrested, gonna do some time
    He got out three years from now
    just to commit more crime

    A businessman is caught with twenty four kilos
    He’s out on bail, and out of jail,
    and that’s the way it goes!

    Cane! Sugar! Cane! Sugar! Cane!

    Athletes reject it – governors correct it
    Gangsters, punks, and smugglers are
    thoroughly respected
    The money gets divided – the women get excited
    Now I’m broke and it’s no joke
    it’s hard as hell to fight it – don’t buy it!

    Freeze! (say rock, come on y’all)
    Rock (say freeze, come on!)
    Freeze! (say rock, come on y’all)
    Rock (say freeze, come on!)
    Freeze! – Rock (say freeze, come on!)
    Freeze! (say rock, come on y’all)
    Rock (say freeze, come on!)
    Freeze! (say rock, come on y’all)
    Rock (say freeze, come on!)
    Freeze! (say rock, come on y’all)
    Rock (put ’em up, put ’em up, put ’em up!)
    Aaaaah…

  8. Curt Boyd August 20, 2012

    I dig #4, #7 and #9, but I always preferred “Elderberry Wine” by Elton John.

    Congrats to IPR! I check daily for news!

  9. Peter Gemma August 20, 2012

    wow – never saw a currency note like that – you guys made $10,000?!?
    😉
    congrats!

  10. Matt Cholko August 19, 2012

    …one bourbon, one scotch, one beer…

    Champagne makes for a terrible morning.

  11. George Whitfield August 19, 2012

    Congratulations! I try to read this site every day.

  12. Melty August 19, 2012

    You go to my head
    and you linger like a haunting refrain,
    and I find you aspinning around in my brain
    like the bubbles in a glass of champange.

    You go to my head
    like a sip of sparkling burgundy brew,
    and I find the very mention of you
    like the kicker in a julip or two.

    The thrill of the thought that you might give a thought to my plea
    casts a spell over me,
    and I say to myself ,”Get a hold of yourself.
    Can’t you see that it never can be?”

    You go to my head
    with a smile that makes my teperature rise.
    You intoxicate my soul with your eyes,
    though I’m certain that this heart of mine
    hasn’t a ghost of a chance in this crazy romance.

  13. paulie August 19, 2012

    Yeah, someone should have told me to take that version and sniff perfume instead of cocaine 29 years ago…

  14. Melty August 19, 2012

    great song! Ill take the Sarah Vaughan version

  15. paulie August 19, 2012

    Congratulations to all of us! Now, where’s that champagne?

    My story is much too sad to be told,
    But practically ev’rything leaves me totally cold
    The only exception I know is the case
    When I’m out on a quiet spree
    Fighting vainly the old ennui
    And I suddenly turn and see
    Your fabulous face.

    I get no kick from champagne.
    Mere alcohol doesn’t thrill me at all,
    So tell me why should it be true
    That I get a kick out of you?

    Some get a kick from cocaine.
    I’m sure that if I took even one sniff
    That would bore me terrific’ly too
    [Paulie: I wish! -p]
    Yet I get a kick out of you.

    I get a kick ev’rytime I see
    You standing there before me.
    I get a kick though it’s clear to me
    You obviously don’t adore me.
    I get no kick in a plane,
    Flying too high with some guy in the sky
    Is my idea of nothing to do,
    Yet I get a kick out of you.

  16. Jill Pyeatt August 19, 2012

    Congratulations to all of us! Now, where’s that champagne?

  17. Root Sucks August 19, 2012

    Good stuff! This is a great site!

  18. Trent Hill August 19, 2012

    Love the picture, Paulie. Thanks to everyone who made it happen.

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