Reason’s Hit & Run blog has a weekly humorous contest for its readers. The object of this week’s contest was a certain controversial candidate who has been the object of extensive coverage here at IPR.
Augustus Sol Invictus, a Libertarian candidate for the Senate from Florida, has admitted to sacrificing a goat and drinking its blood. He also exhorts his followers to “take LSD and practice sorcery… listen to trap music and black metal,” and take their girlfriends to strip clubs while seducing the dancers in the back room. We asked you to come up with a bumper sticker for his campaign.
THE WINNER:
All You Need is Blood — Christopher P. Brown, Idlewylde, MD
SECOND PLACE:
Better summon Sol — Colin Blake, Boston, MA
THIRD PLACE:
I Have a Nightmare — Tracy Davis, Lawrence, KS
(Also: Make America Goat Again!)
See the rest of the (lengthy) list of honorable mentions here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkF1hnGsnGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inoqvCy4fBE
How about a theme song for Augustus Invictus? This would be a good one.
AC/DC – If You Want Blood (You Got It)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EWqTym2cQU
What Reason should have written about is ASI’s non libertarian positions, such as closed borders, rather than feed into the media circus…
I don’t think Stern has a contract that forbids him from disclosing how much he earns anymore. On the other hand he is still not libertarian in his views. Did he move to Florida?
Scott Lieberman,
Wasn’t Howard Stern’s last political campaign disappointing enough? Think. Do you want to have him “Whoops!” on us a second time?
How about an actual goat… can we run a goat?
Maybe we can get Howard Stern to run against Invictus.
Silly voters…eugenics is for goats!
My favorite is Make America Goat Again.
We had a decent number of suggestions in this thread:
https://independentpoliticalreport.com/2015/10/libertarian-party-help-choose-theme-for-2016-libertarian-national-convention/
Most of the entries were Invictus related due to the timing.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
Unfortunately, the Reason comment thread does nor appear to be about Invictus slogans. It appears that Reason commenters don’t know what it means to sacrifice for liberty,
Baahhhhhhhddd man!