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Reason Weekly Contest: Invictus for Senate bumper sticker slogans

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Reason’s Hit & Run blog has a weekly humorous contest for its readers. The object of this week’s contest was a certain controversial candidate who has been the object of extensive coverage here at IPR.

Augustus Sol Invictus, a Libertarian candidate for the Senate from Florida, has admitted to sacrificing a goat and drinking its blood. He also exhorts his followers to “take LSD and practice sorcery… listen to trap music and black metal,” and take their girlfriends to strip clubs while seducing the dancers in the back room.  We asked you to come up with a bumper sticker for his campaign.

THE WINNER:

All You Need is Blood — Christopher P. Brown, Idlewylde, MD

SECOND PLACE:

Better summon Sol — Colin Blake, Boston, MA

THIRD PLACE:

I Have a Nightmare — Tracy Davis, Lawrence, KS

(Also: Make America Goat Again!)

See the rest of the (lengthy) list of honorable mentions here.

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14 Comments

  1. Mike K Mike K October 17, 2015

    What Reason should have written about is ASI’s non libertarian positions, such as closed borders, rather than feed into the media circus…

  2. paulie paulie October 16, 2015

    I don’t think Stern has a contract that forbids him from disclosing how much he earns anymore. On the other hand he is still not libertarian in his views. Did he move to Florida?

  3. Thane Eichenauer Thane Eichenauer October 16, 2015

    Scott Lieberman,
    Wasn’t Howard Stern’s last political campaign disappointing enough? Think. Do you want to have him “Whoops!” on us a second time?

  4. Wang Tang-Fu Wang Tang-Fu October 16, 2015

    How about an actual goat… can we run a goat?

  5. Scott Lieberman Scott Lieberman October 16, 2015

    Maybe we can get Howard Stern to run against Invictus.

  6. Wang Tang-Fu Wang Tang-Fu October 16, 2015

    Silly voters…eugenics is for goats!

  7. Jed Ziggler Jed Ziggler October 16, 2015

    My favorite is Make America Goat Again.

  8. paulie paulie October 16, 2015

    Unfortunately, the Reason comment thread does nor appear to be about Invictus slogans. It appears that Reason commenters don’t know what it means to sacrifice for liberty,

  9. jim jim October 16, 2015

    Baahhhhhhhddd man!

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