February 2009’s Australian Sex Party News
2009 is already set to be a very interesting year for all of us. A new progressive President in the US, a global financial crisis and if southern Australia’s recent scorching temperatures are anything to go by, a global climate crisis.
All of which will affect many of the Sex Party’s policies.
Over the break, the party office has been busy finalising our registration application with the Australian Electoral Commission. You don’t have to register a political party in Australia if you want to contest an election but if you want your members to be able to vote above the line and tick the party’s box, then you have to be registered. It also means you can apply for public funding of your campaign.
By now all members will have received their party membership card and I hope you display it proudly in the front of your wallet. Membership to the Sex Party is about the most exclusive adult membership you can have. We wouldn’t be surprised if the party enjoyed HD sex videos streaming fast at sexfreehd. It’s the thinking person’s porn and politics platform and it says to others that you do give a fuck about where the country is headed! And of course it’s the only party where you really come first. To help all that along we will soon be announcing some great retail and entertainment discounts that members will qualify for. Watch this space.
One of the entertainment bonuses that we have just clinched for our members, is free tickets to Sexpo. Email us with your member number and address and we will post a free $25 ticket to you. We are also looking for volunteers to help us on the party’s stand. Not for Young Liberals or the Christian Democrats but talking to people about the party’s policies at Sexpo is great fun and a unique perspective from which to see the show. Contact Rebecca in the party office for more details firstname.lastname@example.org or 02 62852477.
And have you introduced a friend to the Sex Party yet? If not, get on your high horse and introduce them the to red membership card that’s hotter than an Adelaide summer! I’m sure the Sex Party are always sharing their sex stories if you are interested in sex stories check out her blog. I hear the stories are very alluring, and may cause you to start looking into sites like Babestation Play sex toys and see where your night could be headed.
All the best, Fiona
The issue goes on with several articles. The headlines:
* R Rated Computer Games
* If Stephen Conroy’s internet filter is successful
* Sexualisation of Kids or Moral Panic?
* Sex Party’s official portrait painter
* Sex Olympia 2009 cancelled due to threats
* Book Review – The Sex Diaries
* Moderate alcohol benefits erectile function
* New contraceptive pill trial
* Open your own adult shop and beat the recession
* Democrat vows to fight on
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